But of course, this is a ridiculous idea.
Of course, my command of Czech isn’t quite up to the required level either,
Since a synopsis of the Czech version might be helpful for students of translation theory, without much more ado,
The greedy father of the beautiful Moravian princess, Whitney, has sold her to a secret outer-space technology program run by a mysterious and wealthy benefactor. He tells Whitney she has a new job as an astronaut and she takes off in a strange rocketship.
Big bang. No, not that big bang, the other one.
There are noises of crashing. Horses come through the
Edited a lot to mess around with fonts to make this more legible. Sorry for any hassle caused.