Flat found. Yay! Anything else that might be distantly connected to the moving process? Undone. Procrastination makes life very dramatic. So unless I mysteriously develop the ability to write concisely, posts may be thin on the ground for a couple of weeks.
In the meantime, one thing to miss about the UK: Tabloid press flashes of brilliance. I'm not being ironic. The Sun is now calling the deputy PM, "Two Shags" Prescott. Just glorious.