Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I am serious, and don't call me Suri

This post is in honour of Uncle R. Mainly 'cos I'm about to steal his name joke.

Well, Katie Holmes has popped and infant Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise has arrived. Oh frabjous day! Hopefully the silent birth went er… silently, and the infant is now enjoying a noiseless week that creeps by on velvet slippers. With any luck, despite the media frenzy, the alien ghosts won't even know she's there. May she remain unpossessed by those nasty Thetans and live to help Earth reclaim its ancient grandeur as the noble planet Teegeeack, number 76 in the Galactic Confederacy.

At least her parents had the wisdom to name her after a kind of alpaca. So much wiser to set up a relationship on a higher plane between your child and the spirit of a mammal rather than that of a fruit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

another amusing post on this
http://fatdoctor.blogspot.com/

love the blog, Peril! :)

Death xx

EvilAuntiePeril said...

How fantastic that you're my first commentator, darling Death! A few people had reported problems with the comments, so very glad they seem to be working now. It's all a big mystery to me...

And thanks for the link, too.
xxx

Candy said...

FOR THE RECORD I'M QUITE SURE I POSTED THE FIRST COMMENT(S) ON THIS BLOG BUT THEY WERE ON MODERATION AND SEVERAL DAYS LATER ARE STILL NOWHERE IN VIEW. OBVIOUSLY EAP HATES ME AND DELETED THE COMMENTS INSTEAD OF ALLOWING THEM TO POLLUTE HER BLOG. OBVIOUSLY.

I WILL NOW RETIRE TO THE CORNER AND CRY WHILE NURSING MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

EvilAuntiePeril said...

*shrinks in shame* Oh crap. I'm so embarrassed at my ineptitude. There was me feeling no love too.

Profound apologies to all, including Candy, whose comments were in moderation, but I forgot to unmoderate before I changed the comments settings and therefore mislaid all your pearls of wisdom. I'm an idiot. I think I'll do a proper grovel too.